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LETS GO BABY JIZZMAIL APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN

for long the masses have brooded over the elusive jizzmail.com email, the acquisition elusive, and the people behind it more elusive, however today is the day that the shroud it broken, that the masses are enlightened, all secrets will be released and all knowledge will become free, the jizzmail movement will rise to powers unheard of and unknown and siege will be laid upon the world, only stopping at the death of Sundar Pichai

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THANKS TO MY BOY BRYCE (BLESSES AND KISSES FOR THE HOMIE, BEST DAMN EMLOYEE EVER MADE THIS MONTH) JIZZMAIL HAS GONE PUBLIC BABY, A BLOOD OATH & SACRIFICE IS REQUIRED AS WELL AS AN EMAIL TO THE OVERSEER WITH WHY YOU WANNA JIZZMAIL.COM, WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT EMAIL YOU WANT. PLEASE SEE BELOW AND SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIENCE TO THE FULL JIZZMAIL OATH

THE REPLY FROM JIZZMAIL WILL ARRIVE IN YOUR SPAM BOX, PLEASE CHECK IT FOR A REPLY

The Full Jizzmail Oath

1. In the time of need, you will come
When Sundar Pichai is laid weak and bare, his web of truths spread across the floor you will come in jizzmails greatest time of need to destroy the tyranny held aloft so mightily

2. Jizzmail emails are for STRICTLY business purposes
Please use jizzmail emails for ONLY business purposes, they are not to be used to for personal purposes or for any information one would deem sensitive

3. JIZZMAIL EMAILS ARE FOR STRICTLY BUSINESS PURPOSES
Please do not entrust me with the burden of any sensitive or important data on the jizzmail servers, this includes: DNA, Accounts, Dogecoin, Digibyte, or GlumboCoin, Pokemon Card Collections, and the life giving chemical Oxygen. The only gaurantees of reliability, data longevity, and privacy, is that I would be sad if I lost access to my email, and that I am not a weirdo who looks through peoples mail.